In honour of finishing 12 days straight on ED....

~I present ~

12 Days of Christmas in ER

(originally from Life in the Fast Lane, December 19, 2012. Posted by Mike Cadogan, written by by Emily Adams and Susan Meegan)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: A tubed patient looking at me!
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me: Two Full arrests And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tss, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Nine OD’s fitting, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Ten strokes a coning, Nine OD’s fitting, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bairatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Eleven Constipations, Ten strokes a coning, Nine OD’s fitting, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Twelve over census patients, Eleven Constipations, Ten strokes a coning, Nine OD’s fitting, Eight Lacs a spurting, Seven Psychs a waiting, Six Drunks a swaying, Five Eee/Nnn/Tee’s, Four Bariatric’s, Three Ramped patients, Two Full arrests, And a tubed patient looking at me!